→ Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
→ Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
→ Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
→ Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
→ I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!
→ When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through
defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
→ Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
→ I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow
the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
→ Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
→ Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you
see stars.
→ Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?
→ Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good
grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.
→ Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
→ I'm not as dumb as you look.
→ If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
→ What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
→ This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
→ Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
→ Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
→ Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your
phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
→ Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is
me!
→ If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
→ Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my
friend!!!
→ There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-
Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.